You ever get made fun of for who you’re attracted to? Unless you’re the type that is obsessed only with dudes like Channing Tatum and Luke Bryan, I’m sure the answer is yes. My opinions on guys are constantly laughed at, and I suppose I do have weird taste, but what exactly is weird? Where is the line? Paul Rudd is weird but, as Billy on the Street proved, almost everyone on the street would have sex with Paul for one dollar, (some even for free). I would. Paul Rudd is fucking awesome and hilarious, which makes him sexy as well. But then I say something about being attracted to Jason Segel or Chris Kattan and everyone gets all weird; why?
First of all, I think weird or funny people are attracted to other weird and funny people. Channing Tatum- not very funny. Yes, you could argue that he held a stable part in 21 Jump Street, but was he hilarious? Without Jonah Hill, would the movie have been as funny? No. Therefore, more average people are attracted to him, (average being the multitude, not with negative connotations). I’ll say it, I’m a weird chick. I make ridiculous noises in public, freestyle rap about buttholes at home with my keyboard drum track. You know, normal stuff. Anyhow, I’m attracted to weird dudes. Weird dudes are fucking hot! Admit it. You know you’re thinking it. By the way, if you are a weird dude who is reading this, you’re hot. There is a woman out there, (possibly me, who knows), who thinks you are as hot as the bottom of my laptop after watching Nirvana videos all day. To get back on track though, oddity is a gem. There are so many people who are too afraid of breaking the mold or of being judged that never do anything “unaccepted”. That is such crap! If you feel an urge to do things, (this DOES NOT apply to pedophilia, by the way), you should fucking do them. The other day I felt like flinging a peach slice across the cafeteria, so I did. And it felt good, it felt right. I want guys who do that kind of thing, and that will find it humorous when I do that kind of thing.
Everyone has their own idea of what is attractive and what isn’t, and I think we should all respect that. For every person in the world, there is another person that is attracted to them. At least one. I fully believe that, without a doubt. Not to sound cheesy, but every person is beautiful in their own way. Don’t sneer, it’s completely true! Next time you regard someone as ugly, really look at them. Maybe they have a cute laugh, maybe the way the walk is neat, maybe they have a fantastic sense of humor. No person is truly ugly. That doesn’t exist. All the smartasses of my generation would be busy pulling up pictures on their phone right now, saying,*insert overly moronic man voice*, “So you think this guy is cute? You’d fuck this guy? Huuuuh?” Maybe I would, and it isn’t any of your business. Attraction is completely subjective to each and every human. I don’t know why we are attracted to who we are. Sometimes it makes complete sense. I’m attracted to 90s Dave Grohl, (actually Dave Grohl at any age), because he had long hair, clean shaven face, and he was a rocker. To break it down even further, I like long hair on guys because it shows a degree of rebellion and no fear of androgyny. I like a clean shaven face because beards are prickly on your face when you kiss, and food gets stuck in them. Nasty. And, I like rockers because rock is my most favorite kind of music. When people have major musical talent, I just can’t help it, it makes me want to make out with them.
I definitely digressed a lot during this entry, which I don’t apologize for. I find it incredibly interesting to discuss attraction, and I can’t help but add in my own opinions for example. Key point: If you’ve ever been put down because of your view on attraction, don’t take it seriously. There is somebody for everybody. All our tastes differ, and it would be a spectacularly dull world if we all had the same ideas on beauty.